From 6e779c0ce8e7b467ec4cfd0aa8a24300dd9c5320 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Paul Brinkmeier <paul.brinkmeier@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2017 02:55:36 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 1/3] Include konami code JS file

---
 Makefile              | 1 +
 templates/index.theme | 1 +
 2 files changed, 2 insertions(+)

diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index bfe14e4..51250d9 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 index:	pages/index.md styles/index.css
 	mkdir -p build
 	cp styles/index.css build/index.css
+	cp scripts/konami-code.js build/k.js
 	discount-theme pages/index.md \
 		-o build/index.html \
 		-t templates/index.theme
diff --git a/templates/index.theme b/templates/index.theme
index 819251f..1a3a105 100644
--- a/templates/index.theme
+++ b/templates/index.theme
@@ -9,5 +9,6 @@
     <div class="afk-container">
       <?theme body?>
     </div>
+    <script src="./k.js"></script>
   </body>
 </html>

From 0b5a9672bcfafabf43565d70e7a272850e9daaef Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Paul Brinkmeier <paul.brinkmeier@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2017 02:55:53 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 2/3] Create secret script

---
 scripts/konami-code.js | 106 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 106 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 scripts/konami-code.js

diff --git a/scripts/konami-code.js b/scripts/konami-code.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e1d1b90
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/konami-code.js
@@ -0,0 +1,106 @@
+(function () {
+  /*
+   * A map of key codes so that you dont have to use them directly.
+   */
+  var k = {
+    UP: 38,
+    DOWN: 40,
+    LEFT: 37,
+    RIGHT: 39,
+    B: 66,
+    A: 65
+  };
+
+  /*
+   * These are the keys of the konami code (according to wikipedia).
+   */
+  var konamiCode = [ k.UP, k.UP, k.DOWN, k.DOWN, k.LEFT, k.RIGHT, k.LEFT, k.RIGHT, k.B, k.A ];
+
+  /*
+   * In case someone enters the konami code, unleash the seven hells.
+   */
+  onKeyStreak(konamiCode, unleashTheSevenHells);
+
+  /*
+   * Keep a record of keystrokes and call a function when a certain streak is entered.
+   */
+  function onKeyStreak (streak, callback) {
+    var keysPressed = [];
+    var eventToListenFor = 'keydown';
+
+    var listener = function (e) {
+      keysPressed.push(e.keyCode);
+
+      console.log(keysPressed, streak);
+
+      if (isSuffix(streak, keysPressed)) {
+        window.removeEventListener(eventToListenFor, listener);
+        callback();
+      }
+    };
+
+    window.addEventListener(eventToListenFor, listener);
+  }
+
+  /*
+   * Check whether listA is a suffix of listB.
+   */
+  function isSuffix (listA, listB) {
+    if (listA.length > listB.length) {
+      return false;
+    }
+
+    var index = 0;
+
+    for (; index < listA.length; index++) {
+      if (listA[index] !== listB[listB.length - listA.length + index]) {
+        console.log(index);
+        return false;
+      }
+    }
+
+    return true;
+  }
+
+  /*
+   * Commit some chaos and make sure to do so at the next frame too.
+   */
+  function unleashTheSevenHells () {
+    angery();
+
+    window.requestAnimationFrame(unleashTheSevenHells);
+  }
+
+  /*
+   * Be an angry website.
+   */
+  function angery () {
+    // This returns a list of all elements that match the CSS selector * (which are all).
+    var allElements = document.querySelectorAll('*');
+
+    // Since querySelectorAll doesn't return an array, but something zero-indexed that has a length property, we can use Array's forEach here.
+    // Welcome to the world of duck typing.
+    Array.prototype.forEach.call(allElements, makeItPretty);
+  }
+
+  /*
+   * Makes an element pretty.
+   */
+  function makeItPretty (element) {
+    element.style.color = randomColour();
+    element.style.backgroundColor = randomColour();
+    element.style.textAlign = randomChoice([ 'left', 'center', 'right' ]);
+  }
+
+  function randomChoice (choices) {
+    return choices[Math.floor(Math.random() * choices.length)];
+  }
+
+  function randomColour () {
+    var r = Math.floor(Math.random() * 256);
+    var g = Math.floor(Math.random() * 256);
+    var b = Math.floor(Math.random() * 256);
+
+    return 'rgb(' + r + ',' + g + ',' + b + ')';
+  }
+})();

From 96f1a2df5a4a1d4cf9c67f52e31080f67bf6bf76 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Paul Brinkmeier <paul.brinkmeier@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2017 02:56:50 +0100
Subject: [PATCH 3/3] Refrain from littering the browser console

---
 scripts/konami-code.js | 2 --
 1 file changed, 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/scripts/konami-code.js b/scripts/konami-code.js
index e1d1b90..068460e 100644
--- a/scripts/konami-code.js
+++ b/scripts/konami-code.js
@@ -31,8 +31,6 @@
     var listener = function (e) {
       keysPressed.push(e.keyCode);
 
-      console.log(keysPressed, streak);
-
       if (isSuffix(streak, keysPressed)) {
         window.removeEventListener(eventToListenFor, listener);
         callback();